Friday, September 10, 2010

The Pencil Conversation

Having a good, sharp pencil to use can make or break your day when you are in fourth grade. The beginning of the year is filled with routines and conversations about using various supplies around the room. Here is a taste of the fun-filled conversation we got to have about pencils in my classroom.

“How many of you are distracted by the sound of the pencil sharpener going?”

I ask this because I know that I myself am distracted by the irritating grinding sound of the sharpener. I also notice that kids feel the need to go back and sharpen their pencil approximately every 2 minutes throughout the day. This seems to happen especially during times when they should be hard at work, but also sometimes during activities in which they don’t even need a pencil.

In my room, kids like to gather around the pencil sharpener… it’s like the water cooler of the elementary classroom. Needless to say… this is a problem.

Anyway, approximately 90% of the students raise their hands in response to the above question. So, I proceed to explain that we have cups filled with already sharpened pencils for students to use.

“This cup will always have a sharp pencil for any student who is in need. However, taking a sharp pencil without giving back your un-sharp pencil will mean that there are no pencils for anyone.”

So, all of my students agree to replace their pencils. I think “great, now the pencil situation is under control.” However, my next statement causes much distress. “I am going to ask that we do not use the pencil sharpener at the back of the room any longer. This way, we won’t need to worry about being distracted when we are trying to work.”

“Miss, what if we have a pencil sharpener in our desk?”

“If you have a pencil sharpener in your desk, that is fine, you may use it quietly to sharpen your own pencil. Are there any other questions?”

“What if I have my own pencil sharpener?”

This clearly demonstrates the listening abilities of my students this year. However, I know that it is the beginning of the year, so I proceed to repeat myself, telling them that they may use their own sharpener if they have one. 2 more hands are still up, so I call on the next student, wondering what else they could possibly need to know about using pencils in the classroom.

“What if we have a sharpener in our desk?”

Really? I just answered this two times. So I tell them to ask a friend when we are done, and move on to talking about pencils that are too short and jam the sharpener and pencils that have been sharpened on both sides. The students seem to grasp this concept pretty well. However, before the end of this discussion (which lasts approximately 15 minutes, btw—who knew that you could talk about how to use pencils for such a long period of time) I have 2 more students ask me about using a sharpener that they have in their desk.

Clearly, we need to work on our listening skills.

Welcome to fourth grade.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

5th Grade Loveline:

They are always so interested in my personal life. Especially who I am dating. Of course they think I am dating/about to date/interested in/engaged to/the wife of our D.A.R.E officer (Thanks Katy, for fanning that flame, btw).

Here is a little gem from today:

"Miss, what if you liked a guy but he was trapped in a snow globe? Would you try and kiss him through the glass?"


Also, a few months ago I had them do a fact and opinion acrostic poem using their names. One poem had to all be facts about themselves, the other all opinions. I used my own name for an example and I let them help me build it. When we got the the "I" in LISA one of the kids suggested "Is single". I know its a fact, but thanks for rubbing it in. SICK BURN KID!

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Ahhh, can you tell we're new to the job?

Because none of us can find time to post to save our lives. And even though I have report cards etc to do tonight, I wanted to remind us all (including myself) to find time to post! We are all nearing the end of the year, and I'd love to hear how your winters/springs are going. Especially with the end of the year approaching, it's getting more and more difficult to maintain the classroom that I expect. I'd love some tips on keeping the behavior 'in-check.'
I'm off to accomplish something other than watching Glee and the Biggest Loser.
I WILL post this week. I have stories and things I want to talk about!

I hope you all are doing well and have contract renewals for next year!

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Mother's Day Poems:

"You look pretty like a chihuahua that has just been cleaned."

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Parents say the darndest things

I love when parents decide to get up on a high horse without ever making an effort to become actively involved in their child's education.

Missing open-houses, back-to-school nights, conferences, never returning phone calls or replying to notes that you send home...then having the audacity to get upset with us the teacher. Surely, the kids of these parents are also likely to be master communicators.

Scene-Conference with irate parents today:

Me: "When Little Johnny gets home from school, what does he tell you about his day?"

Dad: (shifts eyes nervously to look in direction of wife) "Uhm, well, uhm...after school...Little Johnny is really busy with...uhm...well..activities."

IF YOU AREN'T GOING TO TALK TO ME AT LEAST TALK TO YOUR CHILD! GODDAMN! I KNOW THIS AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE!

Parents be crazy.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

How to 'ack' cool...

according to 'E' my 2nd grader.

First you need: a par (pair) of blak sun glasis then a blak gean jakit.

Then you mint wont to spike your her. Then you leen on a tree. Then if a small ball role by you'e foot then pik it up and throwe it.

When I asked E where he learned how to be so cool he said, "I watch Simpsons." Obviously.

I wish you could see the matching illustrations. And yes, we are working on the spelling and adding details :)

Thursday, January 7, 2010

"I am not a crook"

So student council elections are coming up and campaigning is going strong.

One of the kids in my class suggested to our nominee that he run on the platform of "NO MORE DRESS CODE! FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY! NO MORE HOMEWORK!!" You know the usual...

Thankfully, my wise and responsible nominee said that he can't make promises that he can't keep. "That would be dishonest".

To which his classmate replied, "Why not? That's what real politicians do..."

Maybe these kids are smarter than I've given them credit for.